May Fiesta results

FIESTA REPORT 1/5/2011                           OOD DAVID LEE

Hi to all 

Welcome to the Fiesta report for 1^st may 2011.

Weather very windy, but just about sailable, 8 turned up to sail, we had a good days sailing just the odd breakdown, caused by the wind. 

 Thanks to Bob for taking on the OOD for last three heats.

Thank you all for a good race.

 Results

TREVOR REDFORD 1^ST, JOINT 2second, DAVID LEE and TERRY MILES, FRANK LAXTON 4^TH, KEITH SCAMMELL 5^TH, JOHN MUNCEY 6^TH, ANDY GLEN 7^TH, BOB DUNKERLEY 8^TH.

 See you David Lee.

Thanks for the report Dave, always good to get someone else to contribute items, instead of just my nattering

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It was a regimental dinner testimonial ;

"Today we honour a man who doesn't know the meaning of fear",a man who doesn't know the meaning of defeat,quit or surrender".

"So we have all chipped in and bought him a dictionary"!.

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When old Fred went to the Returned Servicemen's Club they asked him if he had a war record;

"Bloody oath I have " he said "I've got Vera Lynn singing the White cliffs of Dover"

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Woman goes into a pet shop.

"I'd like a parrot for my husband"

Proprietor;"Sorry, we don't do swaps!.

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An elderly spinster approached the pearly gates and knocked.

"Who is it ?" asked St Peter . " It is I ," came the reply.

"Oh no " muttered St Peter. Not another school teacher".

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St Peter "How did you get up here ?.

New arrival "Flu."

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"I don't like the look of the new missionary," said one cannibal to the other.
"That's all right," said the other "Just eat the potatoes.
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That's all for to-day folk's.