Colin's holiday snaps

To-day I thought I would share an E-mail I got from Pam, Colin's good lady , and what a good lady allowing him to pack his yacht instead of a few more frocks! Glad to see you have your priorities right Colin

Dear Peter & Velda

A few pictures of Colin sailing his boat on the big marina lake at Weston Super Mare! not a duck in sight!!!!             Pam

Colin on Holiday

Not a duck in sight!

Weston Super Mare Marina

No wonder you like it there so much you two.

See you back at Etherow with the scoops and brushes, enjoy yourselves.

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Fred described the bump on his head as a glancing blow.

"The wife caught me glancing at a blonde" he said.

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Fred was hammering away at some woodwork in his back yard when his mate Charlie looked over the fence.

"Aren't you coming to work to-day?" he asked.

"No said Fred". He had to stay home and mind his wife who was sick with a sore throat and the flu.

Hearing a strange gurgling noise coming from the house Charlie asked; " Is that her coughing?"

"Don't be stupid", said Fred , "she'd never fit into this. she's 15 stone. This is a kennel for the dog"!

 That's all folks