New kid on the Block

Our club seems to be quite keen on "J" Class yachts this year and now there is a new one joining the ranks.

Colin Harrison has just bought one though the services of your club blog "For sale" and Wanted section.

Built by Terry Miles now sailed by Colin and a very nice looking build Terry!

Looking at the others in the distance,are you leading or trailing here Colin?

Registered 306, for those not into this the last two numbers are all that's put on the sails

At the risk of repeating myself ,nice looking boat and the colour is certainly eye catching, just the colour of the scooter I'm thinking of buying Velda when she comes out of hospital.

There are still a few nice kits on the "For sale" section, have you looked at it, or if you have something to sell or want something why not let me know and I will publish it, had quite a success rate up to now.

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Lady Fotheringham suffered from flatulence a great deal and was prone to make certain noises when she got excited whilst entertaining friends at the manor, she had a very loyal and discreet butler called James.

Upon hearing these subdued explosions James would instantly say "Excuse me" and promptly leave the room taking the blame with him and saving her Ladyship great embarrassment.

But one day James fell ill and was replaced by a butler from the employment service to help out on an important tea party. In the middle of a conversation with the vicar Lady Fotheringham suffered one of her attacks accompanied by the usual sound effects.

She turned to the new butler and said "James stop that"

"Certainly Madam" said the new James, "Which way did it go?.

Fashion

When he complained that her strapless dress was too daring, she laughed it off.

Its not the cost of a strapless dress its the upkeep.

The outfit made her look a million dollars, all wrinkled and green.

A tight skirt has never yet stopped a girls circulation.

Boom Boom 

That's all folks