New at the lake ,24.6.2017.

New at the lake this week, firstly there is the renovated Lakeside Cafe!.

Had a walk in today and was surprised that although the interior was not yet finished they were doing a taster session of free Bacon/Sausage butties on bloomer bread ( No Barm's in future) and Free Tea or Coffee, which I sampled purely as a duty to the club to see if it was suit-Abell for our members!.

Was very nice but glad I wasn't paying for it!, as you will see from the attached price list.

The interior has been given a complete face lift, with padded bench seats and new tables and chairs, and the lighting is all new and is looking something like a high street coffee shop!, with one of those all singing and dancing, LED lights coffee machines.

'Pure' was on Facebook yesterday showing the staff the workings of the new coffee machine.

I felt as though I needed to go out and get dressed up and re-enter!, not quite really!.

Note the times for servings.

  

Second item new is the New club notice board!.

Hopefully its going to have a club named banner in the top of it!, It was mentioned to me by a couple of members present, so I'm not the only one thinking that!.

 Last but not least the council have been in the car park and made a start on repainting the white lines, the part near the landing stage, which previously was a mite confusing is now straight on (at 90 degrees to the wall) as before it wasn't clear if it was straight or Herringbone style.

So we will have to be careful for a while as they might need a few fines to pay for it, or rather for you to pay for it!.

Don't forget to check out the 'For Sale section'.

Well that's it for now.

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A man goes into a bookshop and says 'Do you keep stationary here', 

'No' she said, Sometimes I wriggle a bit!

How do you identify people who can't count to ten,

Simple!.

they're the ones in front of you in the Express lane in the supermarket!.

He was so short he was a lumberjack for bonsai tree's!

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